Now that's what I call a podcast promo!
Now that's what I call a podcast promo!
[Electronic Dance Music]
[Eryn reads the promo in an over-the-top announcer voice]
Eryn: Are you ready for SuperIdols! RPG? [echo-y] ~superidols~
A rotating cast of today’s hottest up and coming tabletop players in one all-new power-packed podcast! [echo-y] ~superidols~
Move into a new dimension with the year’s biggest pop music-themed, magical girl-inspired Masks campaign! [echo-y] ~superidols~
[Shift to 90’s R&B Music]
Eryn: Now you can have all your favourite nerdy roleplay in a funny, sincere, diverse, character-driven package! [echo-y] ~superidols~
Meet soon-to-be chart-topping idols like Violence Violet! Bane Raven! Symphoria! Elementum! War Cry! Queen Bee! And Karen! [echo-y] ~karen~
[Shift to Upbeat Dance Music]
Eryn: SuperIdols! RPG! — The internet’s premier narrative play podcast about superpowered teen idols! Call the number on your screen now to order SuperIdols! RPG on CD or cassette, or stream it wherever podcasts are sold!
[talking fast] Must be 13 years or older to listen ’cause we do sometimes say f***, please do not actually try to order a CD or cassette from us that’s just part of the parody, please send a self-addressed stamped envelope to yourself because you deserve something nice in the mail today, and seriously?
[Music stops, Eryn starts speaking more casually.]
Eryn: Come listen to SuperIdols! RPG, it’s pretty cool, and it’s a fun show, and we think you’ll like it. Visit superidolsrpg.castos.com for more details. [Transcription Note: New podcast site is superidolsrpg.simplecast.com. You're probably on it!]
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Transcription by ErynCerise
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